Varun “V-Money”
Founder / CEO
“Heard you weren’t using V Money Financial….quit clownin!”
The inspiration for founding V Money financial came when Varun had just put the finishing touches on ordering his 100% platinum hot tub to be filled with champagne. He thought to himself, “What if there are people out there too poor to afford this? It upset him to think that this was even possible. That was 5 years ago. Today, V Money Financial is responsible for bringing wealth to so many people that we have lost count. One thing we will never lose though, is your money.
Specializes In:
- Making Money
- Not losing money
- Karate
- Finding Every Ice
Henry Grunzweig
Financial Advisor
“Cal is going all the way this year”
Henry grew up in the cold unforgiving streets of Beverly Hills. It was there that he first realized that his chances of success in life would hinge entirely on his ability to make a boat load of money. He went to college and obviously graduated because just look at the picture on the left. So we hired him, and so should you.
Specializes In:
- Texas Hold-Em
- Math
- Checking account management
- Whiskey
Rowan Schultz
Financial Advisor
“I am debt’s worst nightmare”
We hired Rowan after he successfully pitched a Break Even Analysis for a well known Fortune 500 company. What impressed us and was the deciding factor in the hire is that he didn’t remember doing any of it, apparently in a total blackout.
Specializes In:
- Winning
- Venmo Transactions
- Blacking Out
- Blacking Out Twice
Leo Schnee
Human Resources
“The fun police has entered the building”
A graduate of the Rudy Giullani School of Ethics, Leo brings a standard of discipline to the job that we have come to accept as the Gold Standard in the industry. He hold those around him to the highest levels of accountability.
Specializes In:
- Sexual Harrassment
- Payroll
- Collusion
Thomas Edmund Pardini III
Legal
“Nobody likes lawyers…until now”
Tom was born to succeed. He is rumored to be the illegetimate son of Brad Pitt and an Irish immigrant. When he walks in a room, everyone is immediately embarrassed by how ugly they are compared to Tom.
Specializes In:
- Litigation
- Suing
- Being handsome
- Windsor Tie Knots
Daniel Prevo
Physical Security
“Boop”
Dan will secure you so hard.
Specializes In:
- Touching you deep
- Unicycle
- Break dancing
- Mini Golf
Alek “Shimmer” Kersten
Social Media Director
“Tell your boyfriend to stop calling me.”
Don’t let those hoop earrings fool you. Alek will slap you silly if he catches you not silently whispering “prune” when you are in front of a camera. His social media savvy runs just as deep as hips drop when Lady Gaga comes on the speakers.
Specializes In:
- Booty Shakin
- Softball
- Social media stuff
- Slappin you silly
Diego Lopez
Janitorial
“I can’t find my house”
We LITERALLY couldn’t find anyone else.
Specializes In:
- Towel Folding
- Shower scrubbin
- Soccer
- Mopping
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